Juanita's Hovel


About me
Myeee name ees Juanita Maria Carmen Bizet II an' I am theee ooriginaaal! You wan' try some of my cheekeen gumbo???? I love to be in Ameriiica OK by meee in Ameriiica Everything freeee in Ameriiica for a smaaall fee in Ameriica Ha HaaaHaaaaaaa! Eeef you are naughty I weel saacrifice you to de Goddesss of Fertiliteeeee....she make me lots an' lots of loverly cheeeeldren!
What I'm interested in:
  • De Cleeneeeng
    All those loooverly mops and duuusters! Yuuum Yuuum! I am de beeest maaaid in all-a de wooorld You wanna be cleeeened you call meeee!
  • De Baibeees
    Loads an' loads an' loads. I have thiiirty tooo cheelderen an more beeeskeets in de oooven!
  • De Micies
    Loovely beesties...I looove my meecies. You wan' me get you some? You caaalll meeeee!
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You can email me on
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